I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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