I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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