Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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