nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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