ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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