i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
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