Im at strip club and am horny
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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