Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
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