is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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