i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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