Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
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Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
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I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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