I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
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