Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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