Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
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new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
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"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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