we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
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oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
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You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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