I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
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luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
being pregnant is like rehab
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
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My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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