Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
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And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
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Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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