Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
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well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
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The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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