i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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