first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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