The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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