david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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