I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
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I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
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That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
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