u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
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I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
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