I hope mine doesn't look like that
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
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Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
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Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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