Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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