party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
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Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
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He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit