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(763): View more from Minnesota

My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.

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(443): View more from Maryland

guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way

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(609): View more from New Jersey

That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets

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(345): View more from Cayman Islands

Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful

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(678): View more from Georgia

Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?

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(402): View more from Nebraska

On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.

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(312): View more from Illinois

You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?

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(956): View more from Texas

They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times

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(440): View more from Ohio

Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny

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