you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
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