I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
23 Theme Park Employees Confess The Biggest Adult Tantrums They’ve Witnessed
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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