Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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