I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I'm way too hungover for life right now
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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