they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
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I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
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I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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