Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Never underestimate the power of titties
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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