it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Randomize
