Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
