I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
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Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
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At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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