I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
Randomize
