please come you make the beer taste better
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
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If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
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I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
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There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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