Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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