Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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