I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
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Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
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If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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