My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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