he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
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I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
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No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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