I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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