She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
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