We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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