why didn't you poke me back
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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