She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
As shirtless as possible
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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