if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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