remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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