just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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