i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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