found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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