It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
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Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
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Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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