Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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