the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
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Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
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Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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