Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I wish I only lived at night.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
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God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
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Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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