Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
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Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
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Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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