im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
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